(Source: ripshannon, via wwiao)
everyone knew she was gunna win…
Grey’s Anatomy: Lost Episode
By Kevin Cifone [DR. BAILEY, CALLIE, MEREDITH, and IZZIE stand around a stretcher in a small hospital room. A patient is squirming on the bed, having suffered a double-arm amputation and a large knife wound to the forehead.] BAILEY: This patient needs an emergency tracheotomy, NOW! MEREDITH: As does my aching heart… IZZIE: What’s a tracheotomy? [Patient begins to violently spit up blood.] CALLIE: Am I a lesbian? GEORGE: Yes. ELLEN DEGENERES: Yes. [Enter DR “MCDREAMY” SHEPARD carrying several babies.] BAILEY: Shepard, tell these damn good fo nothin interns what they supposed to do. MCDREAMY: I found these babies breaking into the quarantine chambers. MEREDITH: You never break into MY quarantine chambers! MCDREAMY: What? MEREDITH: I’m pregnant. [Patient’s right leg bursts into flames.] IZZIE: What’s a babies? [Enter CRISTINA, struggling to keep her eyes from sliding down her face. Her lips are enflamed.] CRISTINA: Fwuh fwapple fawst pwaying duh bawstud fwinally margaret cho fwent bawsta fall gwen stefani. [DR. BAILEY slits her own throat and falls onto the patient. Patient goes into cardiac arrest.] MCDREAMYDOUBLESTACK: This patient is almost flatlining. MEREDITH: As is our relationship. IZZIE: What’s a lesbian? MEREDITH: I’m having an affair. MCDREAMY: With who? MEREDITH: This patient. MCDREAMY: How long? MEREDITH: Seventeen minutes. MCDREAMY: You’re just like your mother. [Que “Angel” by Sarah McGloffclaw.] MEREDITH: I can’t breathe. I can’t fucking breathe. Someone get me out of this god damn gown. [CRISTINA takes a pair of scissors and cuts off MEREDITH’s gown. MEREDITH is laying face down on the ground. CRISTINA’s left eye slides down to her jaw line.] CALLIE: I think I have herpes. MCDREAMY: Didn’t I have five babies when I came in here? PATIENT: Yes. CASEY ANTHONY: Yes. IZZIE: What’s five?
